- Watch the video below.
- Pick up your iPad or iPhone.
- On Friday 6th, go to the App Store.
- Buy Oggipital.
The Agile Coach brought this one in. On a post-it note. He stuck it on the whiteboard in the “To Do” column, and never bothered to stay until it was moved into the “To Be Verified” column.
Start collecting a Kisau Veela type early on, but be prepared to change your tactic if a great cut gets you more of the other.
The fact is, no-one has time to keep track of the Kisau Veela count at all times. Sometimes you hunt for the huge multiplier score, and when you do that cut, you’ll get a lot of certain types of Kisau Veelas. It might be that in this one singe slice the counts go berserk and another kind is now the most common, no matter how nice a setup you had collected before. Do what the Scrum guys do – execute some agility and change tactics – start collecting another kind.
Perhaps you wonder how bad my English is, if these names are really, like wirklich, derived from the English numbers one to six. But hey, not all languages mispronounce the alphabet!
Faivsi is one big goofy goof ball.
Take it easy, you’ll burst an aneurysm!
Smell you later!
One of the best tips in the category “Level Up”, this justs spills all the beans on the de facto leveling-up strategy.
At Level Up time, cut a lone, uncommon Kisau Veela at the outskirts of the field.
I bet there’s going to be a few “A-HA!” moments when players start to understand the mechanics of the scoring and the leveling up. This tip bumps you ahead of everyone. As the rule for leveling up is that you need half of the Kisau Veelas to be of the same kind, and they need to be on the same side of the cut for the gate to open, you’d like to cut a lonely Kisau Veela who’s on the outskirts of the field.
Why? Well, if you do a cut either high up, or low down, you maximize the amount of Kisau Veelas being on one side of the cut. And cutting an uncommon type you will maximize your score, as you want to keep as many of the most common kind on the field at level up time.
Foorsi is often grumpy, wonder why?
Well, maybe you would be, too, if some giant fingers would come down and cut you into oblivion.
All of these posts have a happy ending, eh?
“That’s what the ladies always say”, huh? Is that even a category?
Take it slow at start. The Kisau Veelas will calm down, you’ve got enough time!
It’s an action game, alright, but the first mistake beginners do is to start slicing and dicing like the world is going to end. I’m sure you can get some nice results with that strategy as well, but I’m sceptical you’d climb very high on the high score leaderboard.
The secret is to take it easy, especially in the first levels. You’ve got around 20 seconds to make your cut, and there is no scoring related to the time itself. So let the Kisau Veelas calm down after they drop to the playfield (they’ll slow down pretty quickly), and then start looking for those monster multiplier scores – meaning, Kisau Veelas which line up nicely for a combo cut. It’s much simpler to cut them when they move slowly.
Threesy is a bit of a pig, burping every now and then.
Usually the Kisau Veelas don’t like having the Oggiput around.
Hey, is it Level Up -time?!
From the Ministry of Awkward Playing Positions, this bulletin just in!
Tilt and twist your device and wrist for those perfect angles and long cuts.
Getting Carpal Tunnel Syndrome is part of the charm, eh? It’s a well-known fact that the playing position – having to cut horizontally with the two-finger pinch move – is not the most ergonomic of them all. However, the style is free: keep your device a bit tilted to either side – some play the game on an iPad in landscape mode altogether, even if the game does not support it. Whatever works for you! Some do the pinch move with the thumb and index finger, some with the index and the middle finger. Are you left-handed, right-handed? Does not make a difference, just find your preferred position. You probably need to tilt your device for those long, diagonal super-bonus cuts anyway – this game activates you physically as well! 🙂
I don’t find the playing position awkward – perhaps I’m used to it – but us lefties have a tendency of tilting our wrist in that “don’t-smudge-the-ink”-position, which makes the thumb+index finger pinch more or less horizontal. I keep my preferred gaming device, the iPad Mini, slightly tilted to the left when I’m going for the high score, slacking about on the sofa.
Here’s Twoosy. He’s a bit posh. He might be British.
Sometimes he’s surprised.
Smile more, live longer. That might apply to the playtime of Oggipital as well!
Luckily we weren’t finished for good, just for the scoring stuff. Save this in category “Do’s and Don’ts, Mostly Don’ts”. The latter sentence describes one more of those sudden death situations.
Incorrect cuts gets you a visitor. Be extra careful when the Oggiput is on the field.
There’s just no room for errors once the Oggiput comes along. Concentrate, let the situation calm down – but only a bit, as the Oggiput likes to jump across the playfield when he gets bored. Make that pinch, squash him like the bug he is. Try not to squash too many Kisau Veelas in the same go, but sometimes there’s just gonna be collateral damage.
Just. Don’t. Miss.